Don’t panic, your sheep that burst into flames and incinerated in northern Jordan was not the result of an impending volcanic eruption. No silly, it was just a methane gas leak from a waste treatment plant, no cause for alarm! A shepherd who let his flock wander onto the rocky depression in search of grass said he saw his flock “burn and completely disappear”. Can you smell the lambs, Clarice?
October 13, 2009...1:45 am
Charred Grill
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October 13, 2009 at 3:20 am
Lololol leg of lamb for tea tonight.
October 13, 2009 at 3:20 am
Stirring up the locals with some controversy works!
http://kansasmediocrity.wordpress.com/2009/10/12/nbcs-today-show-here-in-parsons/
October 13, 2009 at 3:29 am
Nope, can’t smell any lamb.
Can’t smell any of that friggin coffee you promised me either !!!
October 13, 2009 at 4:03 am
Very Old Testament!
October 13, 2009 at 6:36 am
Bit overcooked for me.
October 13, 2009 at 10:02 am
burnt sheep hair, going to pass on this one… but I’ll have some coffee too!
October 13, 2009 at 10:15 am
Hmm, but if they were exploding chickens?