October 28, 2009...1:58 am

Excuse Me, I Think You Are Going The Wrong Way!

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A South Korean man defects to Communist North

Best kept secret!

Well I’ll be, a South Korean man has defected to the North. Kim Jong Il will be proud! Oh and get this, the ex Samsung Electronics worker and pig farmer, Kang Dong-rim, defected by walking through a friggin field of land mines and razor wire. The North’s KCNA news agency said “He is beside himself with joy for having accomplished this heroic deed,” (I bet). The last time someone crossed over to the North was in 2005 but his family said he was drunk! Rarely does any Korean feel the urge to head into Kim Jong Il’s territory (unless of courseĀ  you are some unlucky American journos), in fact over 16,000 North Koreans have defected to the South since 1953. Oh well, there goes his Super and health care plans!

Psst Hmm, maybe that Pyongy beer is good Jammers?

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