What is going on people, first a drunk clown now a drunk cow? Yes, a drunk man in a cow suit has driven his car into the Niagara River. Witnesses told police a man soaked to the skin in a cow suit was seen dripping near a water treatment facility but took off when approached. Yeah, yeah he was found and charged with Driving While Intoxicated and moved to a greener pasture.
You know what they say about the grass always being greener. Maybe he was trying to get there.