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And here I was thinking men can’t multi-task, sheez! When police spotted Thomas Christian Johns driving along Interstate 285 with his seatbelt unbuckled they thought it was just a routine misdemeanor. Hmm, well were they hell surprised to discover they had interrupted Mr Johns cooking meth. That would be methamphetamine for people who like long words! Yes, the clown was cooking his meth whilst driving (a rolling meth lab). If he only used his mind for good!   Officer Gene Callaway of the Doraville Police Department said “I want to know how this guy didn’t blow up.” Evidently the chemicals he was using could have blown the interstate to kingdom come!

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