Dumb Ass!
Hmm, sure when you’re drunk you sometimes lose your sense of humor but they are only kids and it was pretty funny! Ron Martin and his companion Charlene Mallorey got rolling drunk before jumping on a stolen ride-on lawnmower in Ocklawaha. Problem was they didn’t see the stationary bus parked right in front of them and drove straight into the back of it. The impact caused the mower to tip and unceremoniously dump both Martin and Mallorey to the gravel. Cue laughing kids. Before the hapless duo knew it, they had a bus load of kids making fun of them. Martin became incensed and tried to board the bus. Enter police . Children 1, drunk ride- on lawnmower dude 6.5 with pike!
3 Comments
October 31, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Funny we both post 6.5s: one for diving, one for dumping. It’s either great minds think alike, or neither of us knows what we’re talking about. Maybe Shakespeare can get involved in this, but I figure he’s still stuck on which foot to place on the shore next
October 31, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Ah Jammers you know it’s because of our Seiko gold watches
November 1, 2009 at 4:04 pm
This story made http://detentionslip.org ! Check it out for all the crazy headlines from our schools.