Monthly Archives: October 2009
Something Borrowed, Something Blue
Bless, Ahmed Mohamed Dhore married Safiya Abdulle in Somalia this week. He’s a 112 and she’s 17. No really! This is Dhore’s 6th marriage while it’s Abdulle’s first. How sweet. Oh and Dhore said he has wanted to marry Abdulle … Continue reading
Honey It’s For You
What’s a mother to do when her little snowflake gets into an argument with her classmate? Hell, post a sexually suggestive ad on craigslist urging men to call the little classmate and hope for the best, that’s what! Margery Tannenbaum … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wrong, Well I Never
Pedophile Parent Prevention
Nanny State alert. Parents living in the Watford area are banned from supervising their children in public playgrounds unless they have undergone a criminal record check by the Criminal Records Bureau. Otherwise it is up to council vetted “play rangers” … Continue reading
Can’t Have It Both Ways
Hmm, for something completely different. Some dude in Haverstraw pulled a gun on a Taco Bell cashier, demanded money and asked him to get down on the floor before proceeding to the managers office and asking for a job. Manager … Continue reading
Mad Cow
What is going on people, first a drunk clown now a drunk cow? Yes, a drunk man in a cow suit has driven his car into the Niagara River. Witnesses told police a man soaked to the skin in a … Continue reading
