Monthly Archives: October 2009
Dumbass Story of the Week
A couple of would-be thieves in Melbourne spied a large plasma telly through the window of a display home and of course the temptation got the better of them. The clowns smashed down the front door and proceeded to steal … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, Sore Loser, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!
Friggin Bozo!
My worse friggin nightmare, a drunk clown driving erratically in Vancouver. The man dressed in a clown costume, who was driving on the wrong side of the road, eventually came to a grinding halt after crashing head on into a … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Scary, Whoops!
Whiskey On The Antarctic Rocks!
OMG, when Ernest Shackleton attempted to reach the South Pole in 1907, he took along a bit, OK a lot of alcohol, 25 crates of Scotch whiskey to be exact. Come on people, it was cold and dead boring and … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Well I Never
Largest Asteroid Explosion Ever Observed
Did anyone happen to hear a loud bang on 8th of October by any chance? Hmm, well if you did, it was probably the big friggin asteroid that exploded over Sulawesi in Indonesia. Come on people you must have heard … Continue reading
Filed under Evolution Be Damned!, Friggin Scary, Thanks For Nothing
Now That’s a Friggin House of Screams!
OK, here’s the thing Mr Baltimore city police officer, when you are in a haunted house attraction and a chainsaw wielding man jumps out at you, don’t pull your gun on him! Geez it’s the “House of Screams” for goodness … Continue reading
Man Kicks The Bucket
Oh for goodness sakes people! A Polish man has finally cleared his name after a neighbor accused him of kicking her bucket. Yes, that’s right, he kicked her friggin £3 bucket so hard it landed in the bushes! After the … Continue reading
