Monthly Archives: October 2009
That Time Of The Month!
Some thieves are going to get the surprise of their lives when they open the two 53-foot shipping containers they stole in Conway. Surprise! Inside the containers were 9,064 cases of Kotex and Poise brand feminine hygiene products of every … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!
Friggin Parktown Prawn
During one of my rants, Julie from the Madhatters said “One thing that really freaks me out is a Parktown Prawn (go and google the image – that should be enough for you!)” . Oh for goodness sakes, it’s a … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Gross, Friggin Scary, Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never
No Garden Of Eden!
Dude, pouring gasoline all over your campsite and igniting it ain’t gonna rid the place of snakes, burn the friggin woods down , but won’t rid the place of snakes. Gerald Raymond Collett, a homeless man from Des Moines, was … Continue reading
Filed under Denial, Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never
Snakes Alive!
Oh for goodness sakes has no one been watching, don’t be trying to smuggle two dozen snakes and reptiles under your clothes, it can only end in tears. A man from Norway has been caught with snakes duct taped to … Continue reading
Friggin Roadrunner!!
That damn Wile E coyote, will he ever learn? Nothing like getting caught in the car grill and being taken on a not so joyous joyride for 8 hours! The roadrunner was last seen laughing his ass off. Beep!Beep!
Filed under Friggin Wildlife, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
It’s A Health and Safety Issue People!
And a Nanny State morning to you all. Stanley Brown, a grieving widow, has been banned from laying more than one bunch of flowers at his wife’s grave. Seems those extra bouquets are a health and safety risk. You see, … Continue reading
Another Black Panther Sighting
Seems our mysterious black panther is on holidays. The latest panther sighting was in Bascharage, Luxemburg, this week by a woman out walking. Hmm, maybe it was looking for tax free liquor? The slippery little beast was seen a few … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Join the skeptic club!
What Happens If We Aren’t Alone?
Everybody panic! Remember that scary friggin cloud over Moscow a few weeks ago? Well another one has appeared in Romania. No seriously, I think the aliens are just messing with us now! And while everyone fears the worst and begin … Continue reading
What’s The Friggin Odds?
A man in Brevard County was showing off his new shotgun when he accidentally pulled the trigger. Wouldn’t have been so bad had the bullet not gone through the wall to the apartment next door and hit a woman in … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
