Monthly Archives: November 2009

November 30, 2009

The Things Momma Didn’t Tell Ya

OK, here’s the thing two dudes from Knoxville who put lamp oil in a saucepan and lit it during a power outage, WTF were you thinking. Both sustained burns and smoke inhalation after lighting the pan and it flashed over, … Continue reading →

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November 30, 2009

Don’t Move

You know what I hate? When you visit your son on Long Island for Thanksgiving and you fall neck deep into a friggin cesspool.I really hate that. Eduardo Matos (71) fell into the sewage while walking outside on the lawn.  … Continue reading →

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November 30, 2009

They Shot Jesus!

Rockville police had no choice but to shoot and kill Jesus on Sunday after he viciously attacked a man. Police tried to taser him first but he justed didn’t respond. Jesus was a 120lb Rottweiler/Pit Bull dog.

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November 30, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving Granny!

You soon find out who your friends  are on Thanksgiving. A woman caused utter chaos after she took her unwanted Thanksgiving present to the Dennis Police Department. Roads were closed, the local fire department alerted and the state bomb squad … Continue reading →

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November 30, 2009

Santa or Christkind

OK, Santa or Christkind, which one would you prefer as the official symbol of Christmas? One is a big fat jolly snow haired man bearing a big bag of goodies invented by Coca Cola the other, a tiny blond haired … Continue reading →

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November 30, 2009

Cell Phone Jamming Is Illegal

Bummer, a church in New Zealand has been fined for using a cell phone jamming system to stop the parishioners interrupting the services with their dumbassed ring tones. Seems the only ones legally allowed to use the device are prisons. … Continue reading →

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November 30, 2009

Ten Pin Bowling Is An Extreme Sport in The UK

OMG,after 2 years and £250,000 spent on a study by Health and Safety (HSE) they  have concluded that ten pin bowling alleys are  a very friggin dangerous environment for families! Dear god imagine, little snowflakes running down the lanes and … Continue reading →

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November 30, 2009

All He Wants For Christmas Is Her Two Front Teeth

Hey lady, what nice teeth you have? All the better to punch your friggin lights outs and steal them! Elena Aronson from Berkeley was riding on a Muni bus when a crazy dude sat next to her staring and muttering … Continue reading →

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November 30, 2009

Those Who Can, Teach, Those Who Can’t Are Criminals

Of all the dumbassed nanny state ideas! Ofsted want all the estimated 40,000 parents who are teaching their kids at home to undergo a criminal records check. The parents who fall below the line of Mary Poppin’s status should then … Continue reading →

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November 30, 2009

Woolen Socks Are Easier To Run In While Naked

London police have arrested Vincent Mucci after they spotted him running down the street naked except for his woolen socks. No word on what type of socks but they are believed to be holeproof!

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