Ever wondered where your luggage ends up when it goes missing? Odds are at Keith Wilson King and Stacy Lynne Legg-King’s place. Cheeky little buggers have been nicking people’s bags off the carousels at Phoenix Sky Harbour International Airport for quite some time. When police raided their house they unearthed over 1,000 pieces of luggage. God knows how many more items they had stolen because they were flogging them at garage sales. Mr King had been under surveillance after authorities witnessed him lifting a bag off the baggage claim carousel and then return a few hours laterĀ to steal another one.
Psst See, it pays to pack your bags with stinky socks and undies!

7 Comments
November 4, 2009 at 2:51 pm
aaawww . . . but they’re such a cute couple.
November 4, 2009 at 3:26 pm
I just know this story somehow involves crystal meth …
November 4, 2009 at 5:48 pm
I’m just glad they’re stealing BAGS. They look like they’d steal babies or eat kittens or something far more horrible…
November 4, 2009 at 10:04 pm
damn loon, i could spend all day here reading these tidbits of newsworthy happiness…
November 4, 2009 at 11:12 pm
And usually you have to b/c Loons ADD makes her post 20 million things a day.
November 4, 2009 at 11:31 pm
Blahahhaa Bearman
November 5, 2009 at 12:19 am
so that answers my next question…thanks bearman!