No, there is no inflight movie you dick!
Well I’ll be. Papa Westray, a remote Scottish island will be flying students to school because the ferry service has been suspended due to refurbishment. So that means a 96 second flight for six teenagers who need to attend school at the larger island of Westray (can’t they just swim?).That makes it the world’s shortest flight.Hmm and on a good day the flight can only take 47 seconds. Loganair have agreed to fly the students to high school until the end of the year and have promised to get the students there on time (now why can’t you other airlines promise that?).
Psst Geez don’t let Nanny Staters hear about this or they will search for a breach of health and safety!
5 Comments
November 7, 2009 at 8:02 am
Who the hell is Nanny Staters????
November 7, 2009 at 8:20 am
Come on Christo, you know what a Nanny State is! Nanny Staters are the residents of it, dah!
Oh for goodness sakes Christo you live in one of the biggest Nanny States in the world! Sheez, now go sit on the naughty stair!
November 7, 2009 at 8:23 am
Loon it could be hard to be late on this flight and yeah Christo, get with the programme Lol By the way what are your thoughts on Snuggies? lol
November 7, 2009 at 9:11 am
Ann what are you doing!!!!!!!! Don’t get him onto Snuggies geez, we could all be getting them for Christmas!!!!
November 7, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Maybe they could just build a zip line to the school instead …