OK, here’s the thing people looking for their pets in Florida. Don’t reach underneath your car thinking it’s your pooch because it is more than likely a friggin gator! Joseph Cannistra thought he saw his dog lying underneath his car but when he reach down to retrieve it he soon discovered it was a friggin smart arsed alligator. The reptile sneakily waited until Cannistra’s hands were close enough to his snout before he bite them both. While Mr Cannistra was taken to hospital the Florida Fish and Wildlife euthanized the unwelcome visitor. Cannistra 0, Alligator 0, dog 1.
November 9, 2009...8:25 am
Come Out, Come Out, Where Ever you Are!
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November 9, 2009 at 10:12 am
Euthenized him? Shame on them , he should have been re – housed or retrained.
November 9, 2009 at 10:16 am
or just put him back into the Everglades!
November 9, 2009 at 3:38 pm
You could put him in my back yard… I could use a moving archery target and I’d get a new pair of boots too! Yes!!!
November 9, 2009 at 10:07 pm
Frank….behave
November 10, 2009 at 2:14 am
yes Master!!!1
November 10, 2009 at 3:01 am
Good boy
November 9, 2009 at 1:12 pm
retrained? Ann this alligator already knows how to impersonate a dog under a car and you want to retrain it.Someone needed new shoes!
November 9, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Oh come on Griffin it’s smart. Whack a suit on it and send it to Washington
November 10, 2009 at 2:29 am
Retrain it to ‘STAY’ and if it’s anything like Tillie it will do exactly as it pleases.