What? Who me?
How much would you sue for a cat bite? Hmm, well if you are Jonas Cruz , a cool $5 million will do. Mr Cruz alleges that he was bitten by Katie the cat belonging to deli owner Frank. Evidently he had a really friggin bad reaction to the saliva and was immediately hospitalized and unable to work for a month (What? Was he on a friggin 1.25 million a week salary or something?). Frank the owner of Cold Cut House said his cat wouldn’t hurt a flea and has received no complaints about the puddy. Ah for goodness sakes, give the case to Judge Judy she’ll sort it!
Psst If Katie is found innocent I wonder if she can counter claim? It is New York!
7 Comments
November 9, 2009 at 2:37 am
If Katie was an Australian “pussie”…she would of bitten Jonas’s leg of making the claim worth it….If I was Judge Judy, which sometimes I think I am, I would say; Would the real “pussie” please stand…OMG I feel like I’m a Madam in a whorehouse talking…OMG … how the F*#K do I delete this post????
November 9, 2009 at 3:19 am
I am now sueing Katie’s owner for having such an evil cat. This pussie has brought to the surface my “pussiephobia” turning me into a raging homosexual thanks to the Frigginloon’s postings. No comments please..it will do my head in even further….AARRRggghhh.
November 9, 2009 at 3:52 am
This post is never going to be deleted Mega Get Over It
November 9, 2009 at 2:40 am
Damn funny megagetoverit… Please keep it up!!!
November 9, 2009 at 3:53 am
Viagra can help!
November 9, 2009 at 4:42 am
Awch! I feel as if I been stung by a scorpion. Could somebody help me verify this?
November 9, 2009 at 4:45 am
Depends where? Does it require tweezers?