If you know of anyone missing the tip of their nose, Tuscumbia police want to have a word with you. Reason? Some dumbassed burglar broke into a house and woke up the occupants, who then attacked him and bit off his nose! Police later retrieved the chunk of organ and are keeping it as evidence.! Geez, he’s gonna be easy to spot in a line-up.
November 11, 2009...9:55 am
Lost By a Nose
Jump to Comments

8 Comments
November 11, 2009 at 10:17 am
Who nose, they may sniff him out? lol
November 11, 2009 at 1:32 pm
are you sure youre not making this sh!t up? that’s bizarre!
November 11, 2009 at 2:06 pm
A nose is an organ
…. wait till the boyfriend gets home
November 11, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Hmm, he’s in for a big surprise….don’t show him the fruit bat either
November 11, 2009 at 5:13 pm
(Sung to the tune of the Spiderman song)
Noseless man
Noseless man
Smells nothing in the rubbish can
Stinky farts
Rotten socks
Can’t even smell if he craps his jocks
Look out here comes the noseless man
November 11, 2009 at 11:27 pm
Hold the detached organ over some cocaine and see if the guy was a doper as well.
November 12, 2009 at 1:58 am
Yeah…since when is a nose an organ. Then again, I can play a tune when I blow my nose.
November 12, 2009 at 2:02 am
Since wiki said “the nose is the primary large organ for smelling”.