I have been trying to dodge this story for awhile but here goes. Remember the lingerie maker Triumph who brought you the countdown to marriage bra? Hmm, well they have just unveiled their latest one…’Nice Cup in Bra’. Oh yes and it doubles as a lady golfer’s putting mat. See, now you know why I have been avoiding it. It’s designed to appeal to the busy Japanese golfing women but I am taking a long shot here and guessing, no!. Oh and it gets worse, after the fake green lawn corset is removed and becomes a putting mat, the user can sink a putt into one of the cups to hear the built-in speaker bleat out the words “nice shot”. Oh, but wait, there’s more, the bra comes with a skirt with the words “Be Quiet” printed on the rear (no built in speaker there!). If they could only get it endorsed by Tiger!
20 Comments
November 12, 2009 at 2:23 am
well, we can all die now and say we’ve seen it all!
November 12, 2009 at 4:20 am
No wait, don’t die yet… Let’s wait for the men’s underwear version….
This is some awesome underwear, I’m ordering some right away for my wench!
November 12, 2009 at 10:57 am
Cat God Frank you have to nip over to my Facebook and see my grandson(cat) Louie. He’s almost 8 kilo and devine. He’s blue British Shorthair and has a mink coat to die for.
November 12, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Ann, I certainly will… My Gravatar is an unretouched photo of one of my 4 (kids)cats… his name is Austin… I caught him in the middle of a yawn…
November 12, 2009 at 4:21 am
Ornery Frank is now the CatGod!!! Don’t you hate it?
November 12, 2009 at 4:35 am
Now that’s what I am talking about!!!!!! That is more like you
November 12, 2009 at 5:02 am
Loon did you have to ? Now nursemyra won’t be able to help herself.
November 12, 2009 at 5:12 am
We should all chip in (pardon the pun) and get her one for corset Friday
November 12, 2009 at 5:32 am
Next, the jock strap bowling alley.
November 12, 2009 at 5:34 am
Only one pin, right?
November 12, 2009 at 5:42 am
And two really small balls
November 12, 2009 at 6:25 am
It’s not revealing enough and it doesn’t lace up the back lol
November 12, 2009 at 6:57 am
The bowling shoes do!!!
November 12, 2009 at 7:35 am
wtf is that all about?
November 12, 2009 at 7:36 am
it’s something to consider for your next Corset Friday Nurse Myra.
November 12, 2009 at 7:37 am
‘fancy playing around?’
November 12, 2009 at 7:38 am
Blahahah Duncan, I don’t know, how big are your cups?
November 12, 2009 at 7:39 am
Grass makes me itch!
November 12, 2009 at 10:46 am
There’s fleas in grass.
November 19, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Do “they” expect “the woman” to provide EVERYTHING! Typical Men!