Urgh, a British pet shop owner has been arrested in Rio de Janeiro after getting caught attempting to smuggle nearly 1,000 friggin live spiders out of Brazil in his luggage. Thank god for X-ray machines, imagine them escaping in the plane! Included amongst the eight legged hairy creatures were tarantulas (oh, of course!). Authorities believe the man intended to sell them as pets, oh goodie just in time for Christmas.
Psst How did he friggin catch them all?

8 Comments
November 14, 2009 at 4:23 am
Really, that’s all we need another bad Samuel L. Jackson movie.
November 14, 2009 at 4:30 am
Maybe he hadn’t opened his luggage for a while & a couple that crawled in there by themselves had just bred. It is possible. I try to see the good in people. Even dead ones on roofs
November 14, 2009 at 5:23 am
Tony, Tony, Tony, I guarantee you would only have to leave your suitcase lying next to one of those slums for a second and those friggin spiders would be seeking asylum!
November 14, 2009 at 6:09 am
*shudder*
November 18, 2009 at 1:26 pm
friggin quiver~~~~~
November 18, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Ah Wench handle, have no fear spiders can’t sail or swim
(I hope
)
November 18, 2009 at 3:34 pm
Maybe (?), but Earwigs do! I’ll tell you about that later.
November 18, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Oh dear god I hate earwigs!!!!