Pardon me!
OMG, 15 firefighters and two tankers responded to a report of a strong smell of gas near Bendigo, NSW, only to discover it was a 120kg farting pig letting off the fumes. Being a high risk fire area the fire service weren’t taking any chances but were mildly amused when they arrived and found a huge sow contentedly letting them rip. One firefighter quipped “I don’t know what they were feeding this thing but we certainly heard it.” Friggin swine!
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Loon I love hat wee wee wee wee wee pig at the top. He probably farted all …. the way home.
Austin came over last night (3 year old honourary grandchild) and he lets them rip too. I asked him if he’d just farted and he said that he hadn’t but he did do a BUMble, I though to myself that that was cuter name so yeah bumbles are fine.
My friend’s kids calls them pop-offs.
ok i know this story if funny but i particularly love the lil piggy you posted with it LOL its sooooooooo cute!!!!!!!!
it’s an ill wind they say . . . next time his missus accuses him of farting he can blame the pig
Must have been one of those farts that stay hanging in the air long after you’ve let one rip! I really hate those ones, especially if someone walks into a room and you are the only one there
Why is it that stories of farts always send me into unctrollable giggles?
P.S. Blame the dog – it works every time
Jan used to let rip in the book shops at Highpoint and I always knew it was him. He almost gassed the whole store. It was putrid !! Roadkill had nothing on him I swear.
I have a friend who drops and runs… and when cornered blames it on his wife. He knows there is a small window of escape before the nostril alarm kicks in . In another civilization he would be worshiped for this skill!