Nicole M. Smith was allegedly drunk as, when she cleaned up three parked cars (a Honda, a Saturn and a Ford Ranger) with her Dodge Durango in Iowa. An eye witness said they saw the woman try to get the Dodge into gear before stepping out of the vehicle completely naked! By the time police had arrived someone had found Ms Smith a robe.
November 30, 2009 · 3:17 am
Something to Tell the Grandkids
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, How Embarrassing, Whoops!
Tagged as crashes into parked car, Dodge Durango, drunk and naked, Iowa, naked drunk woman, Nicole M. Smith, Nicole smith
Ahh! Drugs and Alcohol… making naked people do stupid things… going to search for this one… I’ve got the hear the rest of this story…
I thought you would be searching Youtube for footage Cat God Frank! Oh wait, will your mommy and daddy let you? Have they gone yet?
Yes, thank God, I spent a long while today writing a ranting and raving post about my wonderful mother… but I can’t post it because it’s just not right… but, I’ll just say that she get’s on my nerves…
No. Really?
. You know what you do when you find your mom crawling around the backyard? Reload!
Oh man, you should hear my wife vent after my mother departs… I can’t even count the curse words amongst the ranting and raving… It’s a horrible event…
Blahahaha did she give your mom “the look”? Damn it Cat God Frank you should have video taped it and thrown it on Youtube
so we could all share!
Hell no, she is the nicest sweetest thing while my mum is here and after my Mom departs, I have to pay the price… That’s why it so friggin horrible… I’m the one that suffers doubly so… While my Mom is here, then I get it from the wife after she leaves… This is some really painful shit… really…
Sounds a lot like mommy is passive aggressive. I better chip a little faster, sounds like you really need that Scotch sooner than I thought. Have you got a heads up on when them damn Kiwis will be coming with their drill? I was hoping to have a few bottles out before they arrive. Friggin fingernails keep bleeding!