OK, here’s the thing two dudes from Knoxville who put lamp oil in a saucepan and lit it during a power outage, WTF were you thinking. Both sustained burns and smoke inhalation after lighting the pan and it flashed over, burning them and the apartment! Woof! It is believed the men were trying to find an alternative source of light after the power went out.Yeah, well in some ways they got their wish! Now three other tenants have been displaced and 7 units water damaged. They are going to be hell popular when they return!
The Things Momma Didn’t Tell Ya
Filed under Evolution Be Damned!, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Scary, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!





Ewh ! poor tennants, I mean the other displaced ones. All that water damage. Soggy beds and furniture.
Let there be light!
and then the hell fires of Satan soon followed….
Geez! gettin creepy around here!
Hmm, sorry Cat God Frank we got all religious on ya for a moment. Not to worry, the wrath of god will soon put an end to that!!!!
Damn it… Okay, when is he showing up? What time? Have I got a few minutes?
He? I think it’s a she and didn’t you have her staying with you over Thanksgiving? I am just saying
oohhh. You’re so bad!
Just enough time to hock up a good fur ball.
Also in TN, another frigginloon, jumped the fence of a power station to rip off some copper, only to get blown off of his feet. Nearby neighbor said she could hear him moaning from inside her apartment. Must be of the same family.
Blahahaha dumbass. They must breed them tough in Tennessee…. oh and stupid
damn… that hurts me!
Well, damn… I’m not sure I can type the sound of “hacking up a fur ball?” heeecchhhhhhh! gggrrraaaaaacccchhhh?
Pretty close
I can’t hear the phlegm bit lol