Monthly Archives: November 2009

November 28, 2009

Jesus on Me Iron!

You know it’s a slow friggin newsday when the lead story is “woman saw image of Jesus on her iron”. Geez and here I was thinking God didn’t have a sense of humor (or sense of irony), guess I was … Continue reading →

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November 28, 2009

Friggin Aggressive Elks!

Elk, husband, elk, husband? When Ingemar Westlund found the body of his wife, Agneta, by the side of a lake in Loftahammer, police were pretty much convinced it was a murder and hubby was prime suspect. For 10 days he … Continue reading →

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November 28, 2009

Masturbating In Manure

David Truscott has been accused of breaking into a barn in Redruth, England and masturbating while sitting in a pile of manure. Yes, you heard me, he was spanking the monkey in shit! I don’t think there is anything more … Continue reading →

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November 28, 2009

Epic Billboard Fail

Oh crap, epic billboard fail. OMG look what can happen when you don’t pay attention to your breaking news tweets posted on your electric billboard. WPMI-TV Alabama that is priceless!

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November 28, 2009

RUOK Day

Today in Australia is RUOK Day, a national day of action for suicide prevention. On this day people are encouraged to ask family members, friends and colleagues one simple question, “are you OK?”.  Please take time to ask this one … Continue reading →

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November 28, 2009

He’s Human

Tiger Woods was involved in a serious car accident this morning…he should have used a driver instead of a one wood !  Wait,  hang on, his wife did! She used it to smash the back window to get him out. … Continue reading →

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November 28, 2009

Meow Meow

Move over ecstasy there is a new drug in town called ‘meow meow’ and guess what? It’s friggin legal. The totally “spin you out” hallucinatory drug Mephedrone can be found on the internet under “Plant Fertiliser” . The chemical formula … Continue reading →

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November 28, 2009

Attorney Pulls The Pin

Some defense attorneys in Reno County are such kidders. Take Sam Kepfield for instance, he decided to make his point in court by bringing out a hand grenade,pulling the pin and then placing it on the prosecutor’s table. He was … Continue reading →

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November 27, 2009

Bad Day At The Office

Some people aren’t meant for a life of crime, right OJ? So it was no surpise when a would-be crook in Germany handed himself into police after four epic fails in the same day.Yep, Ralf Lautenbach was having one of … Continue reading →

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November 27, 2009

30 Years For A Crime He Didn’t Commit

OK, on a scale of 1 to 10, how pissed off would you be if after 30 years in jail (including time  on death row) the judge overturned your conviction, saying the Boston police hid evidence which could have proved … Continue reading →

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