Monthly Archives: November 2009
Christmas in Nanny State
Want a health and safety approved Christmas tree? Go give the Dorset town of Poole a ring, they bought a 33ft, £14,000 one so it wouldn’t be a danger to society! Gone, with the “potential” wind, is the £500 “traditional … Continue reading
Drug Mule Fool
Holy dumbass drug mule Batman. Fidelis Ozouli has got to be the stupidest friggin drug smuggler in the world or the most naive. He claims he didn’t have a clue that the 67 packages he swallowed for a mate were … Continue reading
Filed under Denial, Friggin Dumbass, Join the skeptic club!, They Live Among Us !
Hi Honey I’m Home!
Now there’s devotion for you. A Vietnamese man dug up his dead wife, moulded a bit of clay around the bits that had fallen off , clothed her and placed the remains in his bed. For 5 years he slept … Continue reading
Nothing Worse Than A Blind Turkey
Brother could you spare us a dime, we need $2,600 for our pet turkey to have it’s cataracts removed. Lyndsey Medeiros and her hubby adopted cataract debilitated Jerry and his mate from a Rhode Island farm a little while back … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Wildlife
Caving Adventure Ends in Tragedy
John Jones, an aspiring medical student, has died after getting stuck upside down for 28 hours in a cave in Utah. Rescuers at one stage had freed the man but a rope and pulley system suddenly failed and he slipped … Continue reading
Filed under End Credit, Friggin Scary, Friggin Wrong
Thanks For Nothing
Oh for goodness sakes, bald, 300lb, 6ft, homeless man with blue eyes, why did you have to go and steal the Sobiegray’s Thanksgiving turkey. Geez, Susan Sobiegray’s family from Jackson thought they were doing the right thing by helping out … Continue reading
