Monthly Archives: December 2009

December 31, 2009

Happy Friggin New Year

Happy Friggin New Year, loons. Thanks for all the support this year. Here’s hoping 2010 brings bigger and better dumbasses to giggle at.

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December 31, 2009

Ya Think!

Hmm, lets see, naked man jumps out a third story window, kills a miniature Schnauzer with his bare hands, runs through a tennis club, covers himself in coffee and authorities say “ he may have been under the influence of … Continue reading →

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December 31, 2009

Welcome Back

Welcome to freedom Peter Moore .The computer expert, who has been a hostage in Iraq for two and a half years ,was released today. Sadly his bodyguards were murdered earlier in the year.

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December 31, 2009

Your Worst Nightmare

Ooh lookie what UK customs  found in a Christmas parcel…. a friggin Kris Kringle Krueger care pack!

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December 31, 2009

Snakes Alive

A man’s best friend. When Yu Feng  found a sick and dying black snake outside his house in Fushun  he did what anyone would do, he nursed it back to health with herbal medicines (hey, don’t they use crushed snakes … Continue reading →

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December 31, 2009

Drink Driver Special

If you live in Rome, Georgia and are planning to drink and drive on New Year’s Eve you might want to give McGuire, Jennings and Miller Funeral Homes a ring. They are offering free funerals to  anyone killed in a … Continue reading →

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December 31, 2009

Russia To The Rescue

Yes, Russia maybe the only ones that can save the world from a asteroid hurtling to earth. No, this isn’t some scene from a disaster movie but a claim made by Russia’s space agency. Called mission Apophis the agency are … Continue reading →

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December 30, 2009

Of All The things That Could Hit You On Your Head

What’s the odds a large stuffed moose head would crash down on your  head while eating at a Scandinavian themed restaurant? Raina Kumra is suing the White Slab Palace in Manhattan for that very thing. Oh crap, when  a 150lb … Continue reading →

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December 30, 2009

A Double Dumbass Day

OMG, not only did a car thief ring 911 to report the truck he had just stolen had run out of gas but  it was later discovered he had filled the diesel vehicle with unleaded, thus the real reason why … Continue reading →

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December 30, 2009

Devastating Fires of Toodyay

I interrupt this transmission to send thoughts and prayers to the people of Toodyay. One of our regular loons has lost his home in the fires, which have swept the tiny country  town  in Western Australia. Currently 37 houses have … Continue reading →

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