Monthly Archives: December 2009

December 29, 2009

It Could Have Kicked Me!

You know what I hate? I hate it when drunk teenagers threaten you with a plastic toy leg. I really hate that. A man who was minding his own business in central wellington, was confronted by three pissed teenagers armed … Continue reading →

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December 29, 2009

Cut Costing Cannabis Grower

Geez, who calls them dope growers? Some 19 year old woman from Lancashire found a cheap way to keep her cannabis factory running. She illegally drained power from her streets’ lamp-post lighting system to keep costs to a minimum. It … Continue reading →

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December 29, 2009

Homeless Man Tries To Fly The Coop

OK, here’s the thing homeless man, if you are going to steal an airplane, you got to get it off the ground or it kind of defeats the purpose. Calvin Cox stole a plane in an attempt to flee a … Continue reading →

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December 29, 2009

Obama Abandons Golf Game

Oh for goodness sakes…heard of a phone? Drama, drama, drama. Obama cut his golf game short in Hawaii after an ambulance was called to his holiday home. Seems a child had been hurt in a beach accident but whatever it … Continue reading →

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December 29, 2009

At Least He Is Readin and F***ing Writin

You know what I hate? When crims use their Facebook page to taunt police…it’s for friggin stalkers, you ass! Escaped prisoner Craig ‘Lazie’ Lynch used the site to post a few photos of himself enjoying a Christmas turkey and basically … Continue reading →

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December 29, 2009

New York Has a New Roach

WTF, two teens have discovered a  new species of roach living in New York City (or more specifically in a friggin supermarket). Sheez, it sure is a melting pot! The students Brenda Tan and Matt Cost were involved in a … Continue reading →

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December 29, 2009

Have You Searched Jenny Craigs?

Imagine, $40,000 worth of cheesecakes. Well some sweet toothed  thief in Orlando has got just that, a lifetime supply of cake, compliments of the man who walked away from his refrigerated semi tractor trailer. The truck driver had only gone … Continue reading →

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December 29, 2009

Metal Detectors Useless in Detecting Explosives

Here’s some useful information that the terrorists seemed to have already known. Those friggin metal detectors at airports do jack shit in detecting powerful explosives. Everybody panic.  Seems you need a “puffer” machine, a full-body imaging scanner or a sniffer … Continue reading →

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December 29, 2009

Charities Need To Be Accountable

Anyone who has donated to the National Cancer Research Foundation in Adelaide will be pleased to know that less than 1% actually went to a charity. Most of your money raised has been swallowed up by commissions, management fees, travelling … Continue reading →

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December 28, 2009

American History X

OK, here’s the thing people, if you happen across a 6ft2″ , 250lb, bald white supremist Texan, with a Nazi SS symbol tattooed on his neck and a tear drop under his right eye, driving a dark greem dodge with … Continue reading →

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