Monthly Archives: December 2009
No Word On the Missionary’s Position
And here I was thinking the year was going to end with no new Kim Jong Il tale . But was I wrong. An American missionary from Tucson went missing on Christmas day and is feared in North Korea. Hmm, … Continue reading →
Filed under Friggin Kim Jong Il, Friggin Scary, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never
Tagged as American missionary, border, crossed border, feared missing, missing, north korea, north korea border, Pyong Park, robert park, Tucson
Simply Smashing
OK, your parents might buy the story but police just see it as willful damage. Christopher John Macquarrie and Jonathan Marnarellis Fager told Gainsville police the reason their apartment was partially demolished was they were turning it into an art … Continue reading →
Arukeru Nebukuro Is A Must Have
Move over snuggie blanket, you have been outdone by Japan. Yes, introducing the Arukeru Nebukuro, the sleeping bag you can walk in. Simply bril. According to the designer it’s great for sleepwalkers or for when you have to make that … Continue reading →
Tree Man Wont Give Up
Barely anyone outside of Perth would have heard of Richard Pennicuik but he is the tree loving Thornlie local who for nearly three weeks has been perched high up in a gum , a tree the council are trying to … Continue reading →
Epic Rope Swing Fail
Note, the man does not, and I repeat does not, move the entire time. Bastard!
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
Tagged as epic fail, fail, rope swing
Christmas Crap
Just so you know, in Australia over $1 billion was forked out on useless friggin presents this Christmas. Hmm, yep, I got my fair share! Most are so bad not even re-gifting is appropriate. EBay has been flooded with items … Continue reading →
Toilet Terror On Airlines
OK people, now that we know there are massive holes in America’s homeland security… hello, even Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab’s father had warned the US of his son’s fanatical ways…you don’t want to be upchucking in no toilet anytime soon. Some … Continue reading →
Politically Correct Bingo
Oh dear god, Nanny State is taking aim at bingo callers. Seems phrases like “two fat ladies” , “legs eleven”, “Dirty Gertie” or “Droopy drawers” could offend some people and the Sudbury Town Council have told callers to friggin stop … Continue reading →
You’re Fired
Honey, sweetie, darl, if I was confronted with screaming children in first class I would chuck a hissy fit too. Poor rich socialite Ivana Trump got kicked off a flight to New York after she swore and squealed at a … Continue reading →
Elderly Indian Governor Has A Sex Tape
WTF, an 86 year old governor from Hyderabad in India has resigned after a sex tape surfaced. Narain Dutt Tiwari did not just appear in bed with one woman but friggin three of them. Geez, in England you would get … Continue reading →
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never
Tagged as 3 women, governor, Hyderabad, India, Narain Dutt Tiwari, resigned, scandal, sex scandal, sex tpae
