Monthly Archives: December 2009

December 27, 2009

Friggin Turtle Farts!

OMG, did you know turtles fart? Hmm, evidently they do and if you give them brussel sprouts well, stand back it could get ugly. This according to the staff at the Great Yarmouth Sea Life Centre in Norfolk who feed … Continue reading →

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December 27, 2009

Tsunami Money Unaccounted For

Hey psst, guess what? You know all that friggin money sent to Sri Lanka for Tsunami aid? Well the anti corruption watchdog has discovered nearly $537 million of it is unaccounted for AND $686 million has been spent on projects … Continue reading →

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December 26, 2009

Creepy Toy

OMG, who the hell came up with Love and Licks farting puppies? So wet you’ll need a restraining order!

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December 26, 2009

Epic Fail

You know there are just some things fat people should leave well alone….

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December 26, 2009

Step Away From The Baited Croc Trap

Northern Territory authorities are furious over an image posted on  Facebook. The photo shows two clowns inside a baited crocodile trap near Darwin, making faces while their mate is standing on top of it. Hello, “baited” croc trap!  Sheez, I … Continue reading →

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December 26, 2009

Nigerian Scam Artists

OK people, one more time, if someone with a foreign accent rings you and says you have won $5 million and all you have to do to collect it is send them $500, it’s those friggin pesky scamming Nigerian buggers. … Continue reading →

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December 26, 2009

And The Lesson Today

Here’s the thing people, you never ever put a sex attacker secretly into a mainstream school, even if he is friggin 11. The child, who can’t be named and who had been judged a serious risk to other children after … Continue reading →

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December 26, 2009

To Catch A Thief

OK, here’s the thing gullible criminals in Thailand, if you received a letter telling you have won a lucky draw, don’t friggin go and collect your prize, it’s a friggin sting operation and you have just been busted. Police Lieutenant … Continue reading →

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December 26, 2009

Best Friggin Name Changes Of 2009

Best friggin deed poll name changes this year include Monster Munch, Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman, George Thomas The Tank Engine, Lydia Mary Paper Scissors Stone, None Of The Above and Blair Coco Lucy St Lucy Hot Pink … Continue reading →

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December 26, 2009

Dumbass Robber Of The Year

No seriously people, this would have to be the dumbass robber of the year. Picture this, a guy walks into a Southern Fried Chicken branch in Essex branding an airgun, he threatens staff but gets the munchies when he smells … Continue reading →

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