Boo!
WTF Maryland residents, no need for alarm! A Maryland woman was minding her own bees wax in shopping center car park and noticed a stick on the ground. When she went to pick it up the stick bit her. Yep, that wasn’t no stick, that was a friggin cobra! See, I told you WTF. Evidently the 2ft monocled cobra took a liking to her finger and sunk his friggin fangs in it. Bravest woman in the world managed to bag the beast before hightailing it to the Baltimore clinic where they all pretty much said WTF is that. After a major ring around to find someone who stocked friggin anti cobra venom, they had success. All hail the Philadelphia Zoo who had a couple of vials of cobra anitvenom next to the hen’s teeth.
Psst Oh and for any of you who are the least bit concerned about the snake, he is safe and sound in his new abode at a zoo in Fredrick County. Oh yeah and the woman will live too. Win/win.
So who leaves their freakin’ cobra laying around a parking lot? WTF?
Some sick bastard who thought it was funny to teach him to pretend to be a stick
I keep my cobra in my pants.
So that’s just venom running down your leg?
No, it’s saliva. My cobra likes to suck on lemons.
Sticks and stones not only break bones but evidently they bite you too.
Thats why my lions are in the livingroom
Blahahaha attta girl good idea
Did that fall out of my pocket again? My bad.