OK, here’s the thing people, trying to karate kick a moving train is going to end in tears, unless of course, you are Clark Kent! Police say a BrisbaneĀ man tried to attempt a martial arts move as the train whizzed past at Eagle Junction. His leg then fell between the train and the platform. Ewh ouch. The Queensland Rail have a completely different story saying the man was attempting to jump onto the moving train. Hmm, either way…stupid!
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Lissen up buddy …. despite what the voices are telling you … YOU ARE NOT FRIGGIN KUNG FU PANDA!
Hmmm … me’s a thinkin’ …. if his leg fell between the train and the platform … that aint the only leg wot was hurt! Schnigger ….
lmao i love the kungfu panda moving icon thing-o-magigo.. haha