Monthly Archives: February 2010
Didn’t See That Coming
A man in Atlanta had just opened the door of his motel room when kaboom, he was hit over the head with a Worcestershire sauce bottle.Hmm, think that was bad, the attacker then grabbed a fire extinguisher and kaboom, straight … Continue reading →
Stop Amphibian Roadkill
In France road kill is the highest cause of death for frogs, toads and newts. Therefore it is understandable why the Association for the Protection of Wild Animals would want to build special road crossings and tunnels for the amphibians. … Continue reading →
Cops Can Get Tasered Too!
You know what I hate? When you drive 2 times over the legal limit from McDonalds, go through a stop sign and then fall asleep in the middle of a intersection and then get tasered by your fellow police officers. … Continue reading →
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, I'm Just Saying !, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never, Whoops!
Tagged as alcohol, asleep at the wheel, cop, drunk, intoxicated, off duty police officer, police officer, ritalin, Seth Castillo, stun gun, tasered
Swiss Jihad
Well, well, well, Switzerland may not be able to hide under it’s neutrality policy much longer after Colonel Gaddafi called it a infidel state and declared a jihad. Oh dear, Switzerland and the Gaddafi family have had a strained relationship … Continue reading →
Legless man plants bomb on train station
Just because you don’t have legs doesn’t mean you can’t roll into a New York train station in your wheel chair and leave a crude explosive device. Perry Roosevelt and one of his accomplices were arrested after they left a … Continue reading →
How Deflating
First it was love handles and now it’s breast implants which has saved a person from a speeding bullet. Lydia Carranza was shot at point blank range with a semi automatic assault rifle while working in a dentist surgery but … Continue reading →
Bummer
Sometimes hope doesn’t even friggin float.
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!
Tagged as car sinks, epic fail, fail, water on road, woman and car sink
You Have To Be Kidding!
Hmm, imagine going for a romantic getaway here….there would be absolutely no way I could keep a straight face. I’d be snorting my coffee all over the place.
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious, I'm Just Saying !, Whoops!
Tagged as epic fail, fail, funniest resort name, resort name fail, sandy balls resort, UK
Another Brick In the Wall… I Mean Head
OMG,WTF, OMG, a Adelaide primary school teacher has been whacked with a brick and had $400 stolen by two students. The incident happened while she was on yard duty at the Swallowcliffe Primary School at Davoren Park. The two 12 … Continue reading →
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never
Tagged as adelaide, brick, Davoren Park, head, hit teacher in back of head, money stolen, School teacher, stole money, stole office keys, students, Swallowcliffe Primary School, teacher attacked with brick, two 12 year olds
A Very long Weekend
Whoopsie daisy, a man handcuffed in the Vallejo courthouse was accidentally forgotten about while everyone left for the weekend. Calvin Jones was left handcuffed in an interview room by the bailiff without food, water or access to a toilet for … Continue reading →
