Monthly Archives: February 2010
Queen Victoria’s Silks Up For Auction
The Auld Bitch’s silk stockings are about to go under the hammer at Lyon & Turnbull in Edinburgh. Yes, anyone interested in Queen Victoria’s black and white hand stitched silks (with crest) dated around the 1870′s? Hmm, a few years … Continue reading
Filed under Friggin Awesome, Friggin Hilarious
Shoot Out Over Parking Space
Geez, you shovel friggin snow out of a parking spot for your girlfriend and some bastard goes and puts his car in it, the damn cheek. The inconsiderate person in question is Errol Parker Sr (61) who after being told … Continue reading
No Clowning Around In Tampa
What the hell has Tampa got against clowns? A man has been arrested after he was spotted walking down the street wearing a clown mask and bright wig. The man who was with two other non clowns was taken into … Continue reading
Theme Park Takes The Piss
OMG, Thorpe’s theme park in Surrey is taking the piss, literally. They want people to submit a urine sample, yes that’s right, they want your widdle so they can find UK’s most pungent smelling wee for a brand new attraction, … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Well I Never
Dumbass Raptor Fail
Remember that friggin dumbass Raptor mascot who ate the cheerleader? Well he’s back and he’s still a dumbass.