Little Shit

When Austin Horries Purifoy (18) pulled his pants down and defecated in the backseat of a Honda Civic he had no idea he shat in the wrong car. Poor Austin thought it was his girlfriend’s car. Hmm, yeah, so that’s why the window was smashed, the glovebox rummaged through and coins taken. Austin, did you also break the glass door of a business just a few yards from the car? Yep, thought so, now you a facing a shit load of charges.

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Join the skeptic club!, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never, Whoops!

8 Responses to Little Shit

  1. Oh he’s a keeper. Hold on to him, girlfriend.

  2. A guy with shit for brains… what every girl is looking for.

  3. Did you know that shit is an old sailing term. It stands for Special Handling In Transit. No shit.

  4. I’ve heard of shit on a shingle, but shit on a Honda is wrong on too many levels.

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