Landlady Found In Pub Freezer

Ewh, Becky Thorpe the landlady missing since March 14th has been found dead in her county pub freezer. Despite her sudden disappearance, staff kept Compasses in Snettisham, Norfolk, open unaware she was right there in the freezer located in the outbuilding. The pub , which is only a few miles from the Queen’s estate at Sandringham, flew the flag at half mast while locals left floral tributes. Police had to wait for the body to defrost before a postmortem could be carried out. Meanwhile Ms Thorpe’s boyfriend, Mike Tucker, has been charged with her murder. No word on whether pub food was also stored in the freezer at the time.

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2 Responses to Landlady Found In Pub Freezer

  1. The Celtic Queen

    Ooh that’s a bit stiff Loon.

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