Monthly Archives: March 2010

March 27, 2010

You’re Blocking My View

Guess who just got erased from Santa’s list this year? Jacoby Laquan Smith that’s who. The dude allegedly beat up a quadruple amputee because she was blocking his view of the TV.Yes, he threw his roomie, who has all four … Continue reading →

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March 27, 2010

Chattanooga Chew Chew

Winston the bulldog had a few issues with a Chattanooga patrol car. Winston 1, car 0. Update: The judge has ordered that Winston take obedience classes for being such a bad boy.

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March 27, 2010

Biggest Man Boobs Ever

OK people, there are man boobs and then there’s Guo Feng. Feng, who is a dairy farmer from China, has the biggest man boobs ever. The poor guy began developing breasts about ten years ago and now they are so … Continue reading →

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March 27, 2010

Super Size This

Dalton Jeffrey Brittain of Spearwood, Western Australia what a dag. He allegedly robbed a Maccas restaurant wearing only blue undies, tea towels and toilet paper. Nice one. Mr Brittain made quite a spectacle of himself when he waltzed into a … Continue reading →

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March 27, 2010

Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye!

WTF is that? If you happen to be wandering through Madagascar and come across this little creature be kind, it’s endangered. Reason? Hello, it looks friggin freaky and scares the shit out of locals who kill them on sight. They … Continue reading →

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March 27, 2010

Good Luck With That

No, no, no, Mark Jimenez, never ever try stealing a handbag in a bar full of cops, especially if the bag belongs to a detective, it will only end in tears. Jimenez was rugby tackled and then surrounded by 40 … Continue reading →

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March 27, 2010

Give Up, It’s Dead

OK, here’s the thing drunk Pennsylvania man, you can’t resuscitate a road killed 0possum no matter how hard you try. Donald Wolfe was charged with public drunkenness after the police found him along Route 36 trying to get the dead … Continue reading →

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March 27, 2010

Tree Man is Down

Ah loons, guess what? Tree man has placed his feet back on Terra Firma. Yes, Richard Pennicuik has finally come down from the tree that has been his home for 111 days. Having survived one of Perth’s hottest summers on … Continue reading →

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March 27, 2010

Fire In The Rear

Just when you thought it was safe to cruise around Baengnyeong island, North Korea go and sink a South Korean naval ship. Ah shit Kimmy Jong Il!Reports coming in claim 104 sailors have been killed and scores more are missing, … Continue reading →

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March 26, 2010

Out On A Limb

You know what’s a bitch? When teachers refuse to help a five year old stuck in a tree for health and safety reasons but dob in the passerby who eventually helps the little snowflake down . The little boy climbed … Continue reading →

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