Monthly Archives: April 2010

Keeping It In The Family

OK here’s the thing granny, having a sexual relationship with your grandson is one thing, having a baby with him is a whole other issue. Pearl Carter is 72 and she is madly in love with her grandson Phil Bailey … Continue reading

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If It’s Tuesday, This Must Be Ban A Burqa in Belgium!

Well, well, well, Belgium has pipped France to the post by being the first country to ban the burqa. Yes sirree, a new bill has been written to ban the use of clothes or veils which cover the face and stop … Continue reading

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Heidi Is German?

Holy mountain goat Batman, Heidi could be German! Hmm, seems Swiss author Johanna Spyri may have nicked her storyline from a German book entitled  ‘Adelaide, the Girl from the Alps’ written 50 years earlier. As the echoes of plagiarism reverberate throughout the … Continue reading

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You Know You’ve Made it When….

Take a bow Little Master,  Sachin Tendulkar just had a mango named after him. Psst He’s the world’s greatest batsman. In cricket, for goodness sakes!

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Constance Cow

Nothing like a blue  checkered cow to clash with just about everything. Constance was designed by Graham Stove  and grazes outside the Gunyulgup Galleries begging to be noticed. Graham Stove – You said you wanted a Leather Chesterfield…..

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It Was All A Big Misunderstanding

Oh dear, a middle aged Swedish couple were kicked off a bus and charged with sexual harrassment  after it was alleged they had committed sex acts in plain view of the passengers. Despite numerous complaints about their hanky panky, the … Continue reading

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United Nations Have Lost The Plot

This is either reverse psychology by the United Nations or it’s a friggin typo. Guess who has a four year seat on the U.N.’s Commission on the Status of Women? Come on, have a wild stab! Iran people, Iran. WTF! Evidently if you … Continue reading

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Ping Pong Table Slide Fail

Ping Pong Table 1, boy who thinks he can slide 0.

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Oh No, Not The Hot Sauce Bottle!

Oh for goodness sakes, an inmate at the Noble Correctional Facility in Caldwell (Ohio) has had to have surgery to remove a hot-sauce bottle from his butt. OK, OK, I know what you are thinking, he picked up the soap! … Continue reading

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Honey, This Coffee Tastes Like Crap

Want to make your mom sick? Try putting antifreeze in her coffee maker, that should do it. Michael Tangney Junior (18) was arrested after his mother Joyce Tangney became violently ill from ethylene glycol poisoning. Despite pleading guilty, Michael’s  parents requested … Continue reading

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