Hidy ho!
Holy Stephen King Batman, the latest “must have” at children’s birthday parties in Switzerland is a friggin scary clown.Oh lordie, lordie, I kid you not! Look away Jammers, look away! The idea was the brainchild of actor Dominic Deville, who set up the Evil Clown service in Lucerne after being inspired by horror movies. Yes, that’s right parents, for a pretty penny you can hire him to scare the crap out of your little snowflakes, but be warned, book early, he’s hell popular. Here’s a little of what to expect… Each party usually starts off with Deville contacting the birthday boy girl or boy and telling them they are being watched (nice mood setter). He then sends them taunting text messages and a few booby trapped letters telling them to be afraid because at some time he’s going to suddenly appear and smash a birthday cake into their face. By that stage I’d be wanting my lolly bag and my mommy to get me the hell out of there! Friggin evil clowns, sheez!
Psst If my parents ever tried this when I was a kid I would have sued their friggin asses off (after years of therapy of course).
What’s your address. I am sending this one out.
Those wacky humans. Is there anything they can’t do???
Hmm yeah, get to the moon!!!!
Um, we did that in 1969…
All clowns should be registered as kid haters. And kids should be allowed to beat the crap out of all clowns.
I’m thinking a tasering is more appropriate
This Swiss sense of humour is hard to follow…
Sense of humour? What Swiss? Well when I was there they had none! You even have to make a friggin appointment to visit them so they can clean the house. We are also asked if we’d like to sample their cheese cake . No, I want to have a huge friggin slice with a dollop of cream so that it doesn’t stick to the rook of my mouth. When they came to Oz they damned near wrecked the house with their crazy kids.
They can shove their cantons I’ll never be back. I’ll go to Austria with the Austrian instead. Lol. Strudel a plenty!
bahahahaha omg that’s a child protection case right there
“We all float down here.”
rubbish