Monthly Archives: April 2010

Strawberries And Cream Cow

The Strawberries and Cream cow can be found feeding it’s face outside the Natural Olive Oil and Soap Factory. Designed by artist Di Taylor, the red bovine won’t so much as raise an eyebrow to acknowledge your presence as it’s … Continue reading

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I Won’t Be Kept In The Dark!

Don’t try this at home people. A German man who had his electricity cut due to his failure to pay the friggin bill got even by using a meat hook to siphon electricity. Yes,the man from Sibbesse attached a meat … Continue reading

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Shithead

Winner of the most ingenious way to rob a convenience store goes to the Nebraskan dude who wrapped his head in toilet paper. The man, armed with a knife and 2 ply, escaped with an undisclosed amount of money.

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Honey, Why Are My Undies Green?

OK here’s the thing people from Indianapolis, the bad taste and smell in your drinking water is caused by an early algae outbreak, so no need to panic just drink up! Seems the algae bloom has affected around 70% of … Continue reading

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101 Uses For Duct Tape

And just when you thought you have exhausted all the uses for duct tape, Nimat David, just raises the bar! Mr David was caught crossing into Detroit from Ontario with 9,000 Ecstasy tablets duct taped to his calves and thighs.

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All The Wrinkled Ladies

It’s not just the Single Ladies we should be worried about …..

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Stop Looking, Noah’s Ark Has Been Found People

Well,well , well, seems a team of Chinese and Turkish religious explorers believe they have absolutely, positively found Noah’s Ark this time. Oh and yes it is up that mountain in Turkey. The wooden bits and pieces found on Mount … Continue reading

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I’m Just Saying

Forget a comet strike, dinosaurs died from the friggin cold claims scientists. So they are to blame for the advent of cardigans! Bastards!

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Is that a shotgun in your pants?

North Carolina police stopped Jeremiah Howie and his mates while investigating a robbery but they took off like jackrabbits. When police finally caught up with Howie he told them he had a sawed-off shotgun in the front of his pants … Continue reading

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Chop Chop

Chunren Chen (63), a busboy at Jade Palace in California, is denying he plunged  a cleaver into the back of cook Zezhong Yang during a fight in the kitchen. If found guilty the busboy could get 10 years for attempted … Continue reading

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