Monthly Archives: May 2010

May 31, 2010

Breaking News!

It must have been one hell of a  late one for the journos at News.com.au . Geez, and here I was thinking I had found a cool story for the Loons! Turns out it was a typo! Not to worry,  … Continue reading →

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May 31, 2010

Madhatters are Desperate

OK, here’s a shout out to all the Loons, can you go over to the friggin Madhatters and put them out of their goddam misery.No really, those bottom dwellers have been feebly trying to reach  400,000 hits and it’s getting … Continue reading →

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May 31, 2010

Sighted at “Cow Bombie”

Yeah, thought I’d forgotten  huh? Nope, here is another cow for your viewing pleasure, Sighted at “Cow Bombie” . This lazy assed, bikini clad  Bovine spends most of the day soaking up the sun and pretending she can surf, dead … Continue reading →

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May 31, 2010

Man Kabooms His Balls

Oh dear, we have a bleeder!!! A man shopping in the Lynnwood Department store in Seattle has accidentally shot himself in the testicles. Geez, how many times do I have to tell you not to carry your friggin gun in … Continue reading →

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May 31, 2010

They Should Get a Licking!

Oh for crying out loud, the police in New Zealand are looking for five people believed to be teenage girls, who held up a Auckland take-away store with a gun, knife and hammer. They got away with between 50-70 ice … Continue reading →

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May 31, 2010

Thirst Is Creepy

Hell yes, New Zealanders really know how to make creepy ads. These commercials are based on the the fact that one of the early signs of thirst is…. “creepy mouth”!!

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May 31, 2010

Les Grossman Advises Robert Pattison

Here’s a sneak peek at Tom Cruise, who is revising his role as Les Grossman for MTV Awards, giving some advice to Robert Pattinson about washing his hair….OK, it ain’t no Hitler rant but it’s still friggin hilarious!

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May 31, 2010

Way Too Much Information Mr Prime Minister

New Zealand Prime Minister John Key probably gave out too much information when he mentioned at a news conference he’d had a vasectomy. As a silence descended amongst the reporters, he muttered “Boy that’s slowed things down”. The media were … Continue reading →

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May 31, 2010

First Coalition Casualty

Sheez, I only pulled the piss on him once and he’s resigned. David Laws didn’t even last a month as the Chief secretary to the Treasury before resigning over the gay love debacle. Hmm, it seems you should never funnel … Continue reading →

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May 31, 2010

Debt and A Sore Head

OK, here’s the thing people, if you are going to collect a debt from someone, hitting them over the head with a chunk of pavement, ain’t necessarily the best way to go about it.  Sebastian Kelley wanted his money back … Continue reading →

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