Have you seen Imran?
Indian police have arrested a pigeon on suspicion of spying. Yes, the pigeon is currently being held under armed guard after it was found near the Pakistan border with a ring around it’s foot and a Pakistani phone number and address stamped on its body in red ink. Indian police suspect the bird was on a spying mission for Pakistan. Currently the bird is in an air condition room, after having being medically checked, and officials have banned anyone from visiting it. OK Loons, I know what you’re thinking “how do they know it’s a Pakistani pigeon?” Well, duh “Pakistani pigeons were easily identifiable as they look different from Indian ones” so says a local Indian pigeon expert.
Psst Geez, I hope Pakistan aren’t planning a coo!
That is the craziest thing I ever heard. LMFO
Bloody amateurs !!!
Jeez, every film I watched as a kid that involved spies /secret agents going into enemy territory ‘undercover’ required them to leave any incriminating evidence behind e.g., remove labels from clothes, and pictures of wife and family, letters etc from wallet/pockets that might betray their real identity and country of origin
Whose decision was it to stamp a Pakistani phone number and address on the friggin bird’s chest, for gawd’s sake – jeez, expect heads to roll in Pakistan’s SIS for this blunder !!!
i agree with dunc, its the pigeon fault shouldve dumped the evidence…. i wonder if they will make him talk by any means hehe
Maybe they’ll try waterboarding.
or bring in a cat?
Lock the winged freak up with Bubba, the Peregrine falcon, I say!
Some of my best friends are Pakistani pigeons…
Pakistani pigeons wear little burqas.
and play cricket