Monthly Archives: June 2010

Dentist More Dangerous Than a Battlefield

OMG, a Missouri Veterans Administration Hospital may have accidentally exposed 1,800 veterans to hepatitis, HIV or any other life threatening disease you can care to think of. In the next few days 1,812 veterans are gonna be getting a nice … Continue reading

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Octopus Oracle Paul Predicts World Cup Winner

Wanna know who’s going to win the World Cup? Well, if Octopus oracle Paul is to be believed, it will be Germany over Argentina. Octopus oracle Paul has become quite a legend at the Sea Life aquarium in Oberhausen, western … Continue reading

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Friggin Loon vs Cup a Soup

OK people, don’t try this at home, you’ll choke. I pretty much hate cup-a-soup, but last night it was so friggin cold I decided I’d MSG myself just this one time. However, in a flash of genius I decided to … Continue reading

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Retail Rage After Closing Eaton Centre During G20

We are the Toronto public and we want to shop. OMG, he’s probably someone’s dad.

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Sometimes You Have To Be Cruel

A word of warning people, don’t slam on your brakes to allow a family of ducks to cross the highway when there is a motorcycle behind you. That’s criminal negligence causing death right there…hmm and in this case causing two … Continue reading

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Lesson One, Switch Off Your Video Feed

OK, here’s the thing Texas Tech professor, make sure when you finish teaching your class via a video feed you turn it off before surfing for porn…I’m just saying, turn if friggin off!!! Rod Hicks thought he was all alone … Continue reading

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Spooks Kidnapped Iranian Nuclear Scientist?

Sometimes real life is way cooler than the movies. Tehran just televised a video clip from a man claiming to be a Iranian nuclear scientist who said he was kidnapped by US agents and had just escaped. Capricorn friggin One!  … Continue reading

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Friggin Cigarette Lighter!

WTF? A three year old boy from Florida woke up in the middle of the night, found himself a cigarette lighter and set his great grandmother’s bed alight….with her in it. The incident happened in a mobile home in Port … Continue reading

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Oh Carol

Remember Caroline Cartwright? Sure you do, she’s was the woman who kept the friggin neighborhood up all night with her noisy sex sessions and was then slapped with  anti-social behavior order. Well seems Caroline has been arrested again and this … Continue reading

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Friggin Nightingale Droppings

As part of my crappy souvenir and weird collections from around the world, let me present nightingale droppings. Yes, when I was living in Japan it was quite popular to rub your face with bird poop. I was so horrified … Continue reading

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