Anti Boob Bill

Expect more of this!

What the? How the hell are you going to run strip joints in Missouri if you can’t have nudity or alcohol. Sheez, you might as well go to church! Governor Jay Nixon is about to sign a bill this Friday outlawing nudity and the serving of alcohol in all Missouri strip clubs. Oooh and I forgot, all the fully clothed, sober boys and girls have to be out of the joints by midnight. Hmm, I certainly hope the rape rate won’t increase! The man behind the anti boob bill is Matt Bartle, a Republican state senator, who has spent his whole friggin political career trying to close the doors of every adult store and strip club in the state. Still no cure for cancer!

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8 Responses to Anti Boob Bill

  1. usually its these kinds of people that are the worst offenders. Did a stripper rebuke his advances at a strip show? hmmm?? yeah ..just like that Edwards guy? i think? who was an avid campaigner for gays not get rights and turns out he was the biggest gay in the village?

  2. I really wish they’d find a cure for prudish. And assholes. People may hide behind morals or religion but if you can not be content to allow other people to live out their lives and do what they please, especially when it isn’t hurting anyone….then you are at your core, a jealous, petty, sad, pathetic creature with a burnt, black, putrid heart.

    • PS i got all those dollar bills you wanted for the “show” ur going to tonight… thanks duly noted :P

    • The Celtic Queen

      If these women were you wife or your sisters would you still feel the same? Even if rape cases did increase the women wold be the ones to suffer the most. For some women it’ s a no win situation. I feel sorry for women who do this kind of work. I don’t think for too many of them it’s a life long ambition.

      • Yep your right CQ, the old hip would go out swinging on the pole when you hit midlife :(

      • The Celtic Queen

        Worse still if your father or your brother walk in. My son went on a bucks night and saw a girl he went to school with doing topless waitressing. He was in shock ! He’s a softie and he said he felt really sad for her as she wasn’t the brightest crayon in the box at school and took a lot of flack. Low self esteem! Maybe it was one way of getting attention.

  3. I’m with Scott. What gives anyone the right to impose their beliefs on everyone else?

    If he doesn’t like it then he shouldn’t look at it. It’s completely narcissistic to think that your opinion should be shared by all.

  4. 1. Close all strip clubs and booze joints
    2. ??????
    3. Jesus takes us all bodily into heaven

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