Monthly Archives: July 2010

Mid Wicket Meteorite

You know I hate? When you are playing cricket and a friggin meteorite crashes into deep mid wicket. I really friggin hate that. The rock which was a few inches long was first spotted by spectators as it hurtled towards … Continue reading

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The Best Of The Latest Wikileaks

Yeah, yeah we all know that Wikileaks has got it’s hands on a massive stash of  classified US military reports but I haven’t got friggin time to read all  90,000 documents.  So here’s a  quick summary of what you need … Continue reading

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Clown Fails Robbery 101

Move over Darth Vader and surgical mask dude we have a new fancy dress robber. Hmm, Dennis Hawkins robbed a bank in Pittsburgh wearing a blond wig, fake breasts and clown pants. Unfortunately for him he just didn’t quite cut … Continue reading

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Might Want To Have Kept Quiet About That!

OK, here’s the thing people, do you think it’s wise to publicize the fact that Michael Douglas’ drug dealing son has snitched on his drug suppliers as part of a deal to have his sentence reduced? Hmm? Nope, I didn’t … Continue reading

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Killers Get Priority

Hello, excuse me, what? A convicted killer who botched a suicide attempt has been given a liver transplant ahead of a cancer sufferer who has been waiting for over a year for one. I’m sorry Mr Johnny Concepcion from New … Continue reading

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There’s A Bear In There

OK, here’s the thing people of Larkspur, don’t leave no uneaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich inside an unlocked car or a big friggin black bear will get inside, kick the gear into neutral and take it on a joyride … Continue reading

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Pigeons Shit On The Kings Of Leon

You know what I hate? When you are doing a concert and a friggin pigeon keeps pooping in your mouth. I really friggin hate that…oh so too Kings Of Leon. The band had to pull the plug on the concert … Continue reading

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Mold Maybe The Culprit In Brittany Murphy’s Death

No need to panic but it seems the Los Angeles Department of Public Health are investigating whether a nasty case of mold was responsible for the death of Brittany Murphy and her Hubby Simon Monjack. Seems the mold in Murphy’s … Continue reading

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Failure Is Rewarded

OK, here’s the thing BP exec Tony Hayward, who is expected to get a $20 million payout after he steps down  from the company for his incompetence over the Gulf of Mexico disaster. Consider yourself a very lucky man because … Continue reading

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Russian Sleeper Spies Have Sing-along With Putin

Don’t get me wrong but shouldn’t Russia’s Prime Minister Vladimir Putin be a little less cheery about his get together with the 10 sleeper agents who were recently booted out of the United States. It kind of makes diplomatic relations … Continue reading

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