Monthly Archives: July 2010
Mid Wicket Meteorite
You know I hate? When you are playing cricket and a friggin meteorite crashes into deep mid wicket. I really friggin hate that. The rock which was a few inches long was first spotted by spectators as it hurtled towards … Continue reading
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never, Whoops!
Clown Fails Robbery 101
Move over Darth Vader and surgical mask dude we have a new fancy dress robber. Hmm, Dennis Hawkins robbed a bank in Pittsburgh wearing a blond wig, fake breasts and clown pants. Unfortunately for him he just didn’t quite cut … Continue reading
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There’s A Bear In There
OK, here’s the thing people of Larkspur, don’t leave no uneaten peanut butter and jelly sandwich inside an unlocked car or a big friggin black bear will get inside, kick the gear into neutral and take it on a joyride … Continue reading