Monthly Archives: July 2010

To Be Or Not To Be

Hmm, here’s the thing, you have been on death row for 15 years but you swear you’re innocent, what ya gonna do? Go on friggin Youtube and plead your case, that’s what. Jeffrey Matthews and his friend Tracy Dyer were … Continue reading

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That Ain’t No Nun

OK people in Little Italy , New York, that nun you’ve seen every day for a friggin decade. You know the one? Sister Milindia, the Episcopal sister with the metal cup begging for donations for  the poor orphan children of … Continue reading

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Starbucks Meltdown

I don’t know loons, me thinks this dude should step away from the coffee, he’s got all the adrenalin rush he needs…

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Primal Fear

Sheez, a small village near Mumbai in India is virtually under siege by an evil gang who like nothing better than injuring old ladies and stealing mobile phones. One elderly woman broke her hand when a gang member pushed her … Continue reading

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RIP Hurricane Higgins

The controversial and flamboyant star of snooker Alex “Hurricane” Higgins has died after a battle with throat cancer at the age of 61. Dubbed the “one true genius of snooker” he spent the last few years of his life broke … Continue reading

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Mr Insensitive

Traffic cop Daniel Chu has failed to endear himself to the residents of Queens. In fact they hate him so much they want him fired. The ticket happy cop was even ordered into sensitivity training after numerous run ins with … Continue reading

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Tunnel of Death

Germany has been left reeling after 17 people died and 80 were injured at the Love Parade festival in Duisburg. It is believed a stampede inside a tunnel full of techno music fans caused the chaos. Police had blocked off … Continue reading

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Friggin Mean Girls

Hey, can you quit picking on her ladies, Lindsay’s not coping very well, OK.Seems Ms Lohan was placed in isolation after having a mini meltdown at the LA jail. Having kept the women up all night with her constant crying … Continue reading

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Talking Pug

The late but great Teddy the pug had a thing for a certain superhero….

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Septic Tank Fail

Oh dear, the last thing you should be doing is fiddling with a tank full of shit..I’m just saying. Sheez, bags not sitting next to him on the ride home!

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