OK, here’s the thing Chris Welding, when spraying a spider with a flammable aerosol can, do not and I repeat, do not, light a cigarette to see if you had killed it. Holy kaboom Batman. The door blew off and Mr Welding was not only blown off his feet but received severe burns. No word on the spider.
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Isn’t it “itsy bitsy spider”
Yeah and he walked up the water spout.
Went for the hose to put the fire out.
I thought it was “down came the rain and washed the spider out”? haha
Yeah but I just wanted to change it a bit. Geez no browbie points for being original.
As much as I hate spiders (it’s sort of a phobia of mine), I hope the little bugger is somewhere laughing his butt off!
With a name like Welder you think he’d be a bit more fire cautious.