Monthly Archives: August 2010

Rumor Mill Round Up!

I friggin knew that blue friggin Power Ranger was gay, now he’s claiming he quit because of all the homophobics on set kept teasing him (hmm, ever thought it may have been because of the costume?) . Hunter Tylo is … Continue reading

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Footless in Seattle

Just when you thought it was safe to walk along the beach and not find a severed foot in a shoe, viola, the eighth pops up.  Sheez, for two year I have been reporting about these friggin human feet being … Continue reading

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Just Say No Paris

Honey, sweetie, darl, we all know you are a friggin socialite and all,so why the hell didn’t you have one of your assistants carry your cocaine, like all the times before?  Poor Paris Hilton got caught with a little coke … Continue reading

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The Horror Of Hoarding

OMG, the body of a Las Vegas woman, missing for four months, has been found inside the labyrinth of squalor that was her house. Her Hubby, police and even  search dogs looked for Billy Jean James in the floor to … Continue reading

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Guess Who’s Getting Tax Free Financing?

Oooh, want to get New Yorkers and Sarah Palin really, really pissed? Just tell them that the controversial Mosque near the World Trade Center can qualify for tax free financing (then run).

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Pole Dancing Fail

Beware of cheap imitation stripper poles … Psst Hmm, might want to screw it onto the ceiling next time honey!

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Friggin Ghost Trains

Oh my, Christopher Kaiser was with a group of people who wandered onto an old train bridge in Statesville, North Carolina, to listen for the sounds of a ghost train that had crashed there on August 27, 1891. Unfortunately for … Continue reading

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Quote of the Week

And the quote of the week goes to former US Senator Alan Simpson for comparing Social Security to a “milk cow with 310 million tits.”

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How Bad is Kazakhstan?

How far would you go to avoid being extradited? Well, a Kazakh man cut off his penis at a Madrid airport, beat that! The middle age man had just finished a 5 year prison sentence and was being escorted back … Continue reading

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Well It Looked Like Him From The Back!

OK here’s the thing rape victim, please make sure the man you run over is actually the guy who raped you and not some poor innocent dude. Amber Lee is now in jail on charges of murder after she allegedly … Continue reading

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