Monthly Archives: August 2010

August 26, 2010

The Outcome Was Obvious!

You kinda of know when two horses named “Mywifenoseverything” and “Thewifedoesntknow” are in a race together the caller is going to have some fun. Psst Of course  Mywifenoseverything is trained by a woman and Thewifedoesntknow by a man.

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August 26, 2010

Everything Is Bigger In Texas

A drug cartel is believed to behind the murder of 72 illegal immigrants found on a ranch in Texas near the Mexican border. The lone survivor who stumbled wounded to a checkpoint on the highway told his story of woe … Continue reading →

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August 26, 2010

Burglars Show Their Kinky Side

Hmm, here’s something new in kinky. A Washington couple were caught making a sex tape in a house they had broken into. A neighbor stumbled across the burglars having sex on the floor while collecting mail for the homeowner. The … Continue reading →

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August 25, 2010

Blindsided or Friggin Blind?

Hands up who believes Elin Nordegren had no idea Tiger was cheating? Sheez, she should read the gossip mags more often!!! Psst I am guessing even Tiger’s mom knew. Hello, she was in the same Melbourne hotel as Tiger when he … Continue reading →

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August 25, 2010

I Hear It’s Good For The Skin?

OMG, one of the biggest problems with going to  a chiropractor is you have to lie on your stomach making it easy for someone to masturbate on your back without knowing. Iowa chiropractor Dan Duffy has been charged after it … Continue reading →

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August 25, 2010

Friggin Air New Zealand

Trust the Kiwis and Air New Zealand to make a bizarre in-flight safety video.  Hmm, should be grateful they left out the sheep! Who the hell are the All Blacks? Hmm, beats the last one they did, where all the … Continue reading →

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August 25, 2010

How’s Facebook Working For Ya?

I swear if I didn’t have such a thick skin I could be rocking in a corner by now. Each and every friggin week  Facebook kindly sends me “Your Weekly Facebook Page Update” email  and each and every friggin week … Continue reading →

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August 25, 2010

I Think His Cover Was Blown!

Ewh, what’s red and black and lies in a bathtub? A dead top-secret British spy in a sports bag. It’s all a bit hush hush at the moment but the body of a man found in a London flat is … Continue reading →

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August 25, 2010

At Least You Can Fart In Peace!

OMG people, do you think a truck spraying a nice citrus scent over stinky poo landfill is gonna stop the residents complaining? I don’t think so. Residents of East Brunswick who have been putting up with methane gas stench for … Continue reading →

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August 25, 2010

Kim Jong Il Slowly Getting To Meet All The US Presidents

Well obviously Kim Jong Il is over golf and into peanuts! Rumor has it former US pres Jimmy Carter is on his way to North Korea to rescue  Aijalon Mahli Gomes who was busted for entering the country illegally. North … Continue reading →

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