Tycoon Dies After Riding His Segway Over A Cliff

Oh dear, multi millionaire Jimi Heselden, who just took over Segway (upright scooters) , has died after accidentally riding one of the machines over a cliff and into the River Wharfe. An investigation is underway to determine if it was human error or a faulty Segway that lead to Mr Heselden plunging from the cliff.

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6 Responses to Tycoon Dies After Riding His Segway Over A Cliff

  1. It’s now called the takeover and done with.

  2. That’s the ultimate in irony for you.

  3. I saw this and immediately thought of you. I knew it wouldn’t get past you.

  4. Note to self: Install dropoff sensor in my Segway if I get one.

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