Monthly Archives: September 2010

September 27, 2010

Dead Nun In A Tool Shed

OK Loons you might want to whack on your deerstalkers, the body of a nun has been found in a tool shed at a Buddhist temple in California. Police say no one filed a  missing persons report because they all  … Continue reading →

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September 27, 2010

Tycoon Dies After Riding His Segway Over A Cliff

Oh dear, multi millionaire Jimi Heselden, who just took over Segway (upright scooters) , has died after accidentally riding one of the machines over a cliff and into the River Wharfe. An investigation is underway to determine if it was … Continue reading →

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September 27, 2010

Check Your Friggin Spam Filter People

Concerned that some of your regulars haven’t been on your blog for awhile? Well you might want to just check your spam filters to see if some have slipped through the cracks and ended up floating in the cesspool of … Continue reading →

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September 27, 2010

So That’s Why He Lost His Grip!

You know what I hate? When you lose 4 fingers playing tug-of-war. I really friggin hate that. Jim Thurber was participating in a tug-of-war event at a festival at Bear River when his fingers got caught and well you know … Continue reading →

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September 26, 2010

Voice Recogntion Elevator Does Not Do Scottish Accents

I, they don’t do Scottish accents ya bastards…. Psst From the new comedy series  Burnistoun

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September 26, 2010

We Now Have An Alien Spokeswoman

You have got to be kidding me, the United Nations have appointed a Malaysian astrophysicist, Mazlan Othman, to be the first contact for aliens if they happen to drop by Earth anytime soon. Seems Mazlan is the head of the … Continue reading →

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September 26, 2010

Gone Postal

Could there  be anything worse than an ex postal worker with a samurai sword? Sheez, I don’t know,  might want to ask the poor deli clerk who was confronted by the angry katan-style samurai sword wielding Michael Burr. The deli … Continue reading →

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September 26, 2010

Natural Selection

Well blow me down with a bucket full of karma. Khanyisile Momoza was among a group of 12 poachers stealing valuable perlemoen shells in the waters near Gansbaai in South Africa when a big friggin white pointer ate him. Yep, … Continue reading →

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September 26, 2010

Hello, We Are Watching You!

OK here’s the thing dumbass, don’t be robbing no pizza store when you are wearing a friggin GPS monitoring device. The parolee was arrested after he made his getaway on a bicycle.

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September 26, 2010

Blade Runner

Urgh, a man has had a knife removed from his head after 3 friggin years. Originally Brazilian doctors told him there was no friggin way they were going to attempt to remove the blade from the front of his head. … Continue reading →

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