Monthly Archives: September 2010
Rumor Mill Round Up
Oh for the love of god Lindsay, can you stop snorting long enough to get on Oprah. Yoyo Lindsay spent less than 24 hours behind bars after failing two drug tests before she was granted bail.Duh, how can we follow … Continue reading →
Filed under I'm Just Saying !
Tagged as eddie fisher, friggin loon, Hollywood, Lindsay lohan, michael jackson, ocotmom, Rumors
Can You Be A Mate And Give Me A Lift Home?
OK here’s the thing drunk fool, when you have 10 counts of breaching bail, don’t be ringing the police asking for a free lift home, because they’ll probably be obligingly. Yeah, like straight to jail. Dumbassed South Australian.
Filed under Friggin Dumbass, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never
Tagged as 10 counts of breaching bail, arrested, drunk, free lift, police, rings police, rings police for free lift
Friggin Mother-in-law Jokes
Oh dear, the Nanny State are at it again, this time mother-in law jokes are in the firing line. The London Borough of Barnet have banned staff from telling mother-in-law jokes because they are ‘offensively sexist’ and disrespectful to ‘family … Continue reading →
Filed under Friggin Nanny State, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never
Tagged as ban, jokes banned, London Borough of Barnet, mother-in law jokes, nanny state, offensively sexist, Staff
Pink Pussy
Some nasty, feline hating, prankster in Britain has gone and dyed a cat bright pink then thrown it over a fence.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife, Friggin Wrong, Whoops!
Tagged as animal cruelty, cat, cruel, dyed, feline, Pink, prankster
Katy Perry Too Hot For Elmo
Oh for crying out loud why such a fuss? Seems some parents aren’t too pleased with Katy Perry’s cleavage in her Sesame Street debut. Yes, they think during the Hot ‘N’ Cold song she is showing way too much breast … Continue reading →
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Hilarious, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never
Tagged as Elmo, hot n cold, Katy Perry, Sesame Street, song, too hot, too much breast, too much cleavage
That’s Gotta Hurt
OK loons, how far would you go to pay tribute to your favorite football team? Well Justin Witcombe went and got his penis tattooed with a magpie as a tribute to Aussie AFL team Collingwood. Beat that!
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never
Tagged as AFL, Australian Football, Collingwood, Justin Witcombe, penis, penis tattooed, tattoo
That’s No Way To Treat Your Girlfriend
What the hell is wrong with you man, pimping out your mentally disabled girlfriend is disgusting! Nicholas Geranios handed himself into police after he posted internet ads offering his girlfriend for sex in exchange for money. The 21 year old … Continue reading →
Hero Or Villian?
A job center official is in trouble after he told a 23 year old British woman with 30 tattoos and 20 body piercings that if she wanted a job she might consider putting “a paper bag over your face”. Come … Continue reading →
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never, Whoops!
Tagged as advice, britain, British woman, job center official, job seeker, put bag over face
Now You Have Really Fallen For Him
You know there could be nothing more nastier than sabotaging a love rivals parachute. Belgian woman Els Clottemans is on trial accused of the murder of Els Van Doren after it was alleged she tampered with her parachute.Van Doren fell … Continue reading →
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never, Whoops!
Tagged as chute failed, cut cords, Els Clottemans, Els Van Doren, murder, murder trial, parachute, sabotage, skydiver, skydiving
You’re Da Bomb!
Sheez, talk about going to extremes to rob a bank. Three men broke into the home of a bank teller, strapped a bomb onto him, then proceeded to the Coral Gables bank where the teller was forced to help steal … Continue reading →
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Well I Never, I'm Just Saying !, Friggin Scary
Tagged as bomb, bank teller, bank robbery, robbed bank, bomb strapped, Coral Gables bank
