Monthly Archives: October 2010
I Thought It Was Kosher?
Oh dear lord, step away from the poppy seed bagels. Elizabeth Mort from Pennsylvania had her newborn baby taken away by Children and Youth Services after testing positive for opiates. Seems the poppy seed bagel she ate just prior to … Continue reading →
Kickass Hero Saves Guide From Great White Shark
OMG, there is one very sorry assed shark swimming around Rockingham today. The great white was thwarted from lunching on a snorkeler by a kickass hero who grabbed it’s tail and yanked him off the left buttock of Elyse Frankcom … Continue reading →
God Fearing?
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Jehovah’s Witnesses. Well “you fucking Jehovah’s Witnesses, get the fuck off my property!” Rudolf Hellmold from Aripeka was arrested after he pointed a loaded handgun at Jehovah’s Witnesses, Carla Dignall and Lenore Salvato, who were about … Continue reading →
Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never, Whoops!
Tagged as Aripeka, Carla Dignall, Jehovah's Witnesses, Lenore Salvato, loaded handgun, pointed gun, Rudolf Hellmold
When Granny Goes Wild
One of the few things to look forward to when you are old…getting away with being friggin crazy.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never, You Go Girl!
Tagged as angry, crazy, elderly woman, granny, hits passenger, insane, subway, train
Oh Goodie, Terrorist Alert Before Christmas
Oh crap, the US terrorist alert has flipped into “full on fear” following explosive packages being found at a UK and Dubai airport overnight. Sheez, it must be real serious, because even President Obama took time out from his busy … Continue reading →
Anyone Misplaced Their Rocket Launcher?
Hmm, can the owner of the M72 loaded self propelled rocket launcher who left it near the side of a Canadian highway please contact police, they want a little word with you. The loaded weapon was discovered in dense shrub … Continue reading →
Fainting Kitty
OMG, this little kitty is either the best little damn feline actor in the world or its got a serious issue …. Psst The two kittens, Spike and Charlie, suffer from myotonia congenita otherwise known as “fainting goat” syndrome
Granny Kicks Pumpkin Head in The Balls
If you waltz into 88 year old Kathryn Byassee’s Kentucky home without so much as a hello, expect a kick in the balls. When Ms Byassee walked into her kitchen at 5 am she was confronted by an intruder wearing … Continue reading →
Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Sore Loser, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never
Tagged as 88 year old, crotch, granny, intruder, Kathryn Byassee, kicked in balls, kicked in groin, pumpkin mask
Step Away From The Water Bottle
No need to panic men, but a study in China has revealed that a chemical found in plastic bottles and soda cans can mess with your sperm (and not in a good way). Bisphenol A (or the less scary name … Continue reading →
Filed under Friggin Research, I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never
Tagged as bisphenol-A, BPA, canned food, controversial chemical, health risk, linings, low sperm counts, plastic bottles, sperm
Waterboarding Your Girlfriend is Wrong
Oh for crying out loud mister, waterboarding your girlfriend is so 2004. Trevor Case has been charged with a pile of offenses after he bound his girlfriend’s wrists, tied her to the couch, stuffed socks in her mouth, put a … Continue reading →
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never
Tagged as assault, charged, girlfriend, Trevor Case, waterboarding
