Sheez, she looks out of it!
Oh dear lord, step away from the poppy seed bagels. Elizabeth Mort from Pennsylvania had her newborn baby taken away by Children and Youth Services after testing positive for opiates. Seems the poppy seed bagel she ate just prior to giving birth skewed the results of a drug test. It took five days before authorities realized the mistake and returned the bub to her mom. Oh hell yes, that’s a suing right there!
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They give you a drug test after giving birth? who knew?
Evidently so. A bill was passed a few years back allowing hospitals to drug test mothers to ensure babies go home to a safe environment and not some friggin poppy seed bagel den!
That’s good to know. They should have been on to that years ago.
Healthcare in America, it would be funny if it weren’t so damn pitiful.