Monthly Archives: October 2010
Back To Nature
No sweetie, no. You don’t use an electric leaf blower while naked from the waist down. I don’t care if you are friggin 67, still NO! Kenneth Perko was arrested after complaints from locals about his tackle blowing in the … Continue reading →
Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Sore Loser, Well I Never, Whoops!
Tagged as arrested, electric leaf blower, genitals exposed, Kenneth Perko, leaf blower, naked
I’m Guessing There Will Be No Kids
What do you do when eHarmony, RSVP or Craigslist fail to find you an eligible bachelor? Do what Chen Wei-yih (30) plans to do, marry yourself. Yes, the frustrated Taiwanese woman who was so underwhelmed by the standard of men … Continue reading →
Over My Dead Body
OK, here’s the thing lady, if a homeless woman dies in your car, don’t friggin leave her in there for months, she’ll friggin stink. A woman in California was caught by police with a mummified body in her car. She … Continue reading →
Well That’s Justice!
Well there is a god. Remember Jennifer Petkov the woman who taunted a dying 7 year old girl on Facebook? Well guess who has just lost custody of her children? Hmm, as you sow so shall you reap. The children … Continue reading →
It’s the Friggin Pleat
OMG, how awkward. An Aussie TV host had to explain she wasn’t pregnant live on air, after viewers began texting and ringing to congratulate her. It’s the goddam friggin pleat, OK!!!!!
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, How Embarrassing, Whoops!
Tagged as Australia, awkward, dress made host look pregnant, embarrassing, Morning show, not pregnant, pleat, pleats in dress, TV host
Welcome to a World Gone Mad
A cafe owner in England has been ordered to remove an extractor fan because…wait for it…the smell of bacon offends Muslims. Beverley Akciecek who owns the cafe said she has had the fan for three years and has never had … Continue reading →
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never
Tagged as bacon, Beverley Akciecek, cafe, extractor fan, nanny state, offends muslims, ordered to remove fan
Being Gay In Uganda Sucks
Oh boy, seems Uganda haven’t really caught on to the whole gay rights movement thingy. In fact, you might say they haven’t embraced it at all, judging by the front page of their newspaper. The feature story lists the “top … Continue reading →
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never
Tagged as banner, feature, gays, hang them, homosexuals, newspaper, published photos and addresses, top 100, Uganda
Croc On Plane
OK, here’s the thing fool, never, ever stow away a friggin live crocodile on a small aircraft, it will only end in tears and death . A passenger on a flight from Kinshasa to Bandundu in the Democratic Republic of … Continue reading →
Hazards of Smoking
Oh my, a wheelchair bound man with a penchant for smoking has accidentally set himself and the neighborhood on fire.Here’s how it happened. The Florida man was smoking a ciggie in a vacant lot with lots of grass when he … Continue reading →
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!
Tagged as brush, disabled, discarded cigarette, fire, Florida, set on fire, sets himself on fire, smoker, smoking, starts fire, wheelchair
Get that friggin thing away from me!
WTF is that? Jeremy Wade, the extreme angler and star of River Monsters, has managed to hook a 5ft long Goliath Tigerfish in the Congo. Everybody, feet up!!!! Sheez, move over piranha, this friggin 32 toothed beast has been known … Continue reading →
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Friggin Wildlife
Tagged as 32 teeth, angler, Congo River, extreme fishing, Goliath Tigerfish, Jeremy Wade, River Monsters
